Hilarious Mother’s day memes and messages

Hilarious Mother’s day memes and messages

Mother’s Day and all moms should be rewarded for the kind of tasks they have to go through just so that kids are happy, and are nurtured. They take the nonstop whining, tantrums, moods of  children as teenagers, it is just not at all an easy job. Mother’s day which falls on May 8, 2022, is indeed an occassion to raise a toast to all moms around the world, spin in some humor, a dash of comedy and thank your ma. Here are some jokes and memes that you must share with your mom.

“They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.”

“A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do in a day.”

“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.”

“One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed.”

“Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.”

“What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums.”

“What’s black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.”

“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.”

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” Erma Bombeck

“I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” Reese Witherspoon

“Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.” Phyllis Diller

“The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn’t finish.” Carrie Underwood

“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” Michelle Pfeiffer

“Every day when you’re raising kids, you feel like you could cry or crack up and just scream, ‘This is ridiculous!’ Because there’s so much nonsense, whether it’s what they’re saying to you or the fact that there’s avocado or poop on every surface.” Kristen Bell

“There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” Amy Poehler, Mean Girls

“Kids are challenging. Wine is necessary.” Kelly Clarkson

“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” Jenny McCarthy

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I come out.” Erma Bombeck

“Does this baby make me look fat?” Amy Schumer

“Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” Amy Poehler

“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” Nora Ephron

“Only I can understand my kid. She’s like, ‘Bdidk g idkgndg kgdogjj ogijg.’ And I’m like, ‘Okay, I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute.'” Chrissy Teigen


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